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    Funny Lil Wayne Lines

    What are some funny Lil Wayne lines that you have heard in a song or just something he said?

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    For me it would be from Dedication 3 "Who run it, bitch nigga muaaw, That was French, nigga not A kiss, nigga nah, No homo!"


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    Like cool dope lines he's said or lines that have accually made me kind of laugh ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.M.I View Post
    Like cool dope lines he's said or lines that have accually made me kind of laugh ?


    Lines That made you laugh


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    There has been alot thats made me chuckle but i cant think of them but the one i can remember is

    "It's Survival of the fittest, she let me hide my weed in her titties"
    - Sure Thing (Sorry 4 The Wait)
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    Quote Originally Posted by TUNE KNOWLEDGE View Post
    "Top off the Maybach, Nice Tits"
    I was wondering what he ment by that can u help ???
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    I swear Dedication 3 is the funniest thing that's dope at the same time

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    That "Aww naw, he got a gun, oh shit!" shit
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    "And I made your wife suck my Weezy F. babies nigga"

    "And I'm so cold I just shivered" Idk 'bout y'all but that shit was funny to me
    "Get at ya' bitch like "Skee-o, ya' quite fine"

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.M.I View Post
    I was wondering what he ment by that can u help ???
    If you were to look above a car with the top dropped with a driver and passenger the heads look like nipples

    And if a woman took her shirt (top) off you'd say "Nice tits "
    "'Cause I can't do it by myself, I need a assistant"

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    little nigguh, you aint done shit, cut off a nigga head and make him suck his own dick.....first time i heard this me and my buddy laughed for a good 5-10 minutes lol

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