Lil Wayne Quotes & Sayings
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"Ain't tall enough for the NBA, ain't big enough for the NFL; Should've been in N.W.A., fuck the police, 5-0 and 12"
"I got white, I got brown, sell it at the same time; That's that James Brown, and that's that James Bond"
"Riding 'round with the volume down, with the windows up and the choppers down; Soon as we get to yo' block, it's the motherfucking other way around"
"I don't fuck around with them fuck-arounds; I might fuck around and catch a body; I got some niggas that will hunt you down; And catch you slippin' like you playin' hockey"
"I say: 'girl you know I love you and I care for ya, I got some new shoes and a bag of hair for ya'"
"I make her come to the condo butt-naked, cause bitch ain't no stealin'; She still come visit, she don't wanna leave; She compared it to me leaving a witness, I said: 'I get it'"
"She said: 'speakin' of a line, I'm your finish? All we need is a witness'; Girl you trippin', young nigga still livin'"
"I test the lyin' before testifying"
"I swear to drunk I'm not God"
"I'm sedated and secluded, I'm the greatest and improvin'; But my baby mama say I'm livin' wrong, well if I die then I guess she dead right"
"My CMB days are dead, I ain't worried 'bout ghosts; I married the MOB, we divorced; And all that shit dead without me of course; It's nothing, a zombie, a corpse; You burnt yourself and was suppose to pass me the torch; Fuck it, I'll see you in Forbes nigga"
"Yeah, hold up, we them boys, we them wild boys; I hold a pistol sideways when I shoot, that's for style points"
"Kill your wife then take the bitch phone; And text you to please hurry home"
"Please don't worry Nancy, all my weed is organic; If my children end up smoking, I'll whip they ass if they don't pass it"
"Mack the thinker, I'm the blood - Method Man, Redman; A scared man a dead man, can I get a amen?"