Lil Wayne Quotes & Sayings
"I call my bullets Patron cause they say head shots"
"Touch my medallion and meet my Beretta; Leave you lookin' like a burger with extra ketchup"
"If you don't see me on the block, I ain't tryna hide; I blend in with the hood, I'm camouflage"
"Buck ten in the Coupe and ya bitch love it; Switching lanes faster than she switch subjects"
"I got to bring the hood back after Katrina; Weezy F Baby, now the F is for FEMA"
"I bulletproof the ride, now I feel like armadillos; And fuck your hospital, Young Money we the illest"
"And I had coke so I had hope, you may say that it's wrong; But I ain't talkin' to ya child, I'm talkin' to this song"
"I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one; I got 99 partners and a snitch ain't one; I got 99 bitches and I don't love one; My 1999 bitches I been done"
"She on that white shit, I ain't talking 'bout cum; Put powder on my dick and she suck it till she numb, shit"
"But right now, at this given place and time, I'm tired of you niggas; I need a bed everywhere I go to go to sleep every time I hear the bullshit man, I'm tired of that man; It's gon' be real fucked up when I get sick and tired of you niggas... I'mma throw up on one of you boys"
"She say she can come and help my fat wallet get fit; I told her that's not in this script, I don't see that in the script"
"That ain't a threat, that's a bet; Cause they coming at my neck like the best a man can get"
"She only want alcohol and trees, fuck that you gotta branch out; I camp out by a rat house, wait till he turn the lamp out"
"Do a drive-by on you niggas, make a u-turn for survivors; Take a newborn from his momma, stick a shoe horn in vaginas"
"I've failed you many times, I know; But tonight when I rest, I hope that I can say: 'Dear God, I've tried my best... rapper alive, holla!'"