Official "LoL These Bitches" Thread

[DMC927]

How!?

The thread title series would be delayed for a little bit then if that happened.

It should be The RoadToC4Fan Chronicles

[RoadToC4Fan]

It should be The RoadToC4Fan Chronicles

Don't like my username tbh.

And you shoulda responded to my question up there ^.

[DMC927]

Don't like my username tbh.

And you shoulda responded to my question up there ^.

No the thread title.

Who gives a fuck about usernames

If a bitch says she has voices in her head she's clearly a fucking lunatic and you should be arrested for having sex with a mental patient

[RoadToC4Fan]

No the thread title.

Who gives a fuck about usernames

If a bitch says she has voices in her head she's clearly a fucking lunatic and you should be arrested for having sex with a mental patient

LMFAOOO. Would of thanked if I could. My new sig.

So you taking shit serious with what you said before and this post.

[RoadToC4Fan]

Chapter 6

Ok this one might be a little different from the other chapters, I'm going to discuss a dream (but it still involes bitches ). Ok so randomly I'm put into these clusterfucks of different places and shit, such as school and some Arabian lookin' ass places with a fucking dragon and swords. Well the one with the bitch was weird, because it was like a Mystery Bitch, I had no fucking clue who she was. All I know is that she had blonde hair and titties. So we were at movie I guess, and what pissed me off as I was experiencing this in my sleep was that a fucking family that I knew sits down right in front of me. So I'm like FUCK, gay ass little kids. So the dad and his son look back being all queer and shit like they're watching a Superman sex tape. So and and the fucking Mystery bitch move down a few seats to the left. I remember there was like a whole group of people with us but they just started to disappear, probably getting snacks. What continued to piss me off is that I just thought now that we moved down, that gay ass family can't really bother us so I keep being myself by saying the FUCK word. WELL GUESS WHAT, they could still fucking hear me wtf! So of course me being the one with the cock out of the two of us I had to hold her and all of that shit. I start moving my hands around and then I eventually placed it on her coochie coo. She goes "I'm not that kind of girl!" and then says she needs to have a moment for 1 minute. In the middle of this I'm like AW FUCK I GOT A BITCH ALREADY. As she's walking away I go "Not like I was going to go any further! You could have diseases!". Not much happend after that, and that's the story of Mystery Girl. Maybe she'll reveal herself someday.

Now if my main bitch saw this thread, and just the other day she said that "I bet you have dreams about other girls!". I bet that means she fucks little Kindergarten boys in her dreams and Imma send my goons straight after her silly ass if this is true.

[DMC927]

Thats alot to process

But your smilie game is on point

[RoadToC4Fan]

Thats alot to process

But your smilie game is on point

Well try to process it. It clears the mind and the soul.

[LaSha]

If she aint givin that fire head then this tbh.

Agreed!

[RoadToC4Fan]

Agreed!

I thought you were all about respect and shit.

[LaSha]

I thought you were all about respect and shit.

I am but a man needs what he needs I think I said that somewhere also.

[RoadToC4Fan]

Chapter 7:


Less of a story, more of a statement. This bitch has been acting up lately and and has been pissing me off lately putting me in that Chris Brown swag type position. She said she finally realizes she's been doing wrong. Let's find out.

Felt the need to post something, not just to keep this thread "alive", but just to say some shit on my mind about these bitches.