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    How to be a good manager

    How to be a good manger




    (In my experience of 168 hrs of being one)



    • Never get mad. In my experience, workers are more likely to wanna the work with you if you DONT rush them when theyíre brand new, DONT clown them for the littlest mistake, and DONT make them do all the rubbing work just cuz their new. SHOW THEM step by step what you want them to do, CALMLY. So they will be more enthused to do it later.
    • Smoke a blunt with your high functioning workers every couple of hours. Keeps the morale high. But If the worker moves slower while theyíre high or doesnít do anything during the shift donít let them hit it.




    • Only correct your worker one on one.

    You donít need any witnesses in case things go south





    • Donít have an attitude with any of your employees, just send them home they donít wanna listen to you, and they back talking you? Oh you can go home then
    • If you have couples working, and they work hard, let them fuck ina. Room where thereís no cameras. Again keeps the morale high
    • If they show up one minute late fire them. Iím running a business here, tf? Canít have you showing late. Do your fucking job ON TIME and Iíll give you time to when you can ass around later.
    • If a coworker wants to fuck you, only do it if youíre gunna fire them later. No hard feelings.
    • Never work with your significant other
    • Never do any work. Let your employees do it. Your not paying them and smoking a blunt with them for nothing are you? If you have to do any work, or touch a SPECK or a dish, send everyone home and finish the shift yourself
    • Test your employees. Leave and come back when itís time to close to test them just to see if they can handle it on their own. But answer your phone if they call you. If you have to return, do some yelling when you get back to discourage them from calling you again so that will incline them to figure it out themselves if this happens again



    These are the tips Iíve acquired as a week of being a manager. I can testify that they work because my shift is the best performing out of all 3 at the job I work at, and everyone wants to come to night crew instead of day


    Jus sayin


    Add some tips if you deem necessary
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    i knew you were trolling as soon as you said 'smoke a blunt' with your employees lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucifer View Post
    i knew you were trolling as soon as you said 'smoke a blunt' with your employees lol
    Nah, all of this real, I really do that lol I'm that nigga and I dare somebody to tell on me to cuz I'ma beat that asss
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    Quote Originally Posted by -_- View Post

    • If a coworker wants to fuck you, only do it if you’re gunna fire them later. No hard feelings.

    this sounds gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilwayne-carter View Post
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    I took the 'her/she" pronoun out just in case a girl is reading it so it can apply to them to.

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    Will come back to this thread if I ever become a manager, thank you.

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    Never do any work. Let your employees do it. Your not paying them and smoking a blunt with them for nothing are you? If you have to do any work, or touch a SPECK or a dish, send everyone home and finish the shift yourself




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    If youíre a manger just donít be a dick of a manager. Iíve worked under dick managers and cool managers. Be the cool one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skankhunt42 View Post
    If you’re a manger just don’t be a dick of a manager. I’ve worked under dick managers and cool managers. Be the cool one!
    Basically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by back on my bullish*t View Post
    Never do any work. Let your employees do it. Your not paying them and smoking a blunt with them for nothing are you? If you have to do any work, or touch a SPECK or a dish, send everyone home and finish the shift yourself



    Lmfao



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    Thanks for sharing the tips to become a manager.

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